Aptitude Test

Exhausted after swimming the river, Fred decided to get some sleep, but the boolies made it impossible, and even the smoke from his camp didn't keep them away.

What is a boolie?

A foreigner asks you the way in very bad English. When he doesn't understand your reply, do you:

ek kum chuchu - the train is coming
ek namas chuchu - the train is very big
nek kum niva chuchu - the train is quite small
ek chuchu - it's a train.

How would you say "it's not a train"?

How many languages can you greet someone in?

Your boss tells you that you have been chosen to go on a six month course to learn Japanese. Do you ...

What do other people think about the way you speak and write in your mother tongue?

When did you last read a book for pleasure?

In around a minute write a list of things you can do with a cabbage - apart from eating it. You can use your first language for this question.

Fill in the blank sentence below:

Momarory hohadod a lolitottotlotle lolamombob; itot's fofloleecoce wowasos ............. asos sosnonow.

Are you ....